whether our professors like it or not (Roxy) college students will always spend money getting trashed. That is why I feel like its my duty to help kids get drunk as cheaply as possible so they can save money for textbooks pencils and all that good stuff for school. Recently Walgreens introduced a four dollar six pack called Big Flats Brew. For a little perspective four dollars can also get you 1.7 rides on an NYC subway, four cans of coke, and one of those over priced salads at spa. The beer comes in nice little cans which say "its the water that makes it!" which is funny to me because that's pretty much what it tastes like, water. At a mere 77 cents a can you shouldn't really even be concerned about the taste of this brew because any description will include the word "urine" in it.
Some honorable mentions for cheap sixers
Simpler Times Lager (available only at Trader Joes): packs a little more punch for the same price
Mountain Brew Ice Beer (available only at Stuarts): An upstate classic, a little bit more expensive, but at 6 percent alcohol it actually has something resembling flavor to it.
Yuenling Lager: Best in terms of taste, and still cheap even though its the most expensive of this group.
Now go buy some books with all that money you saved
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